This story was related by Pat Routledge of Winnepeg, Ontrario about a 
repair call he handled while living in England.

It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by signaling extra 
voltage across one side of the two wire circuit and ground (earth in 
England).  When the subscriber answers the phone, it switches to the 
two wire circuit for the conversation.  This method allows two parties 
on the same line to be signalled without
disturbing each other.

Anyway, an elderly lady with several pets called to say that her 
telephone failed to ring when her friends called; and that on the few 
occasions when it did ring her dog always barked first.  Pat proceeded 
to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed 
the subscriber's house.  The phone didn't ring.  He tried again.  The 
dog barked loudly, followed by a ringing telephone.

Climbing down from the pole, Pat found:

a. A dog was tied to the telephone system's ground post via an iron 
chain and collar.

b. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signalling current.

c. After several such jolts, the dog would start barking and urinating 
on the ground.

d. The wet ground now completed the circuit and the phone would ring.


Which shows that you that some problems can be fixed by just pissing on 
them.